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Warning! To Asian Farmers: Don't count count your chickens before you stuff them into a large burlap sack and dump them into a landfill! Segments Include: Dick Cheney's recent meeting with Pope John Paul II. The Atkin's Diet gone horribly wrong Bas MacLaren at the New Hampshire Primary, amushing all the Democratic candidates. Law and Order: G.A.Y. ""Frontiers in Science"" discusses Mad Cow Disease ""Oscar Watch"" with Della Smile and Raj Bhinder CBC's newest talk show ""Political Insider"" Reasons not to go to the police for help or protection